Imagine Patrick Swayze & Tupac as a Chip n Dale

…yeah… it’s like that…
They say a spoon full of suga helps the cum go down in the most ooey gooey way. Hey what do ya say? maybe we can roll around in that Clay and make some pots and shit like Patrick swayze and shit. Boy when I’m done you’re gonna hurt in the most delightful way.
Lemme put on short wig like Demi. Damn yo ass so big, Girl given me a semi. Hard on. Show yo thong. You make that dick so big it’s like an oblong. Eat that boner bitch like it’s some oatmill. Know u want that dick baby but you gon chill. Want some salami mami? That pastrami It’s fantastic. Have yo body seeing colors, it’s prismatic. Your like a fanta woman. Shake it up. Keep me cummin. Carbon fizz make you burp. Leavin my pussy fo dessert.
Short wig bitch please, I sport the long wig, comin at you hippie style naked in the muck. Wanna see the money I make with how many dicks I can suck in an hr got the power to blow your brain waves with my nasty wicked spit i be shovelin that shit in yo mouf like its some hot fresh milk bleedin out yo tits wah wah you need a diaper because u baby.
Milky puus. Puusy wart. Yo nipple look like it need some work. It’s long n thick and stretched. Orangoutang nigga take you to the vet. 3 foot deep belly button. Put a dick in it like it’s nothin. Qtip style, lint on the tip. Suckin fuzz n the bitch won’t quit.
Mirror mirror on the wall who is the blackest one of them all? Jiggaboo jiggaboo my main nigga witch bitch monkey and shit. I like to throw my poo bitch what do u think of it? Smashing on the wall, even down the hall. I got those balls in yo mouf bitch comin from my souf. Want some of my thunder from down unda tastin good in the crib and unda the sheets skeet skeet skeet skeet.
You ain’t nothin but a gay in mens clothing. Talkin bout woe me, bitch you self loathing. Wear a bowtie nigga, tie a leash. Might as well nigga, bitch tell you like kapeesh! Whipped in line, dick is mine. Got this boy so good and fine. Ripped and rugged and a little thugged man fits me perfect I know he worth it.

A cop, a pimp, and Aladdin walk into a McDonalds…

Put that pimp hand down, smack that bitch pussy. I’m sheriff not a damn fool, bitch! now suck the master’s cock!
Stir the monster pot, as big as a cauldron. One day Ima come up n you see me ballin. Grill the piggy bacon. Popo’s be dick takin. Trapped in the closet like Kelly. Take out they dick, that shit be smelly. That doodoo stick. Light my brown poo wick. Candle of that burning turd. Talking real nasty, its obsurd. But if you haven’t heard the bird is the word.
Nugget chicken, nugget gold, gold lil chicken nugget, black bald babii makes me want a chicken nugget. My clit hangs, my clit hangs like a chicken head. Suck my clit, fly the kite. Suck my clit, lite my fire. Morrison Rip represent. Have my baby girl tellin me she so wet, splash splash I’m taken a bath, juice juice, Hawaiian punch. Oh I cum, lick the jolly rancher out of me. oh I cum, l cum flavor vanilla.
Flavors of the rainbow, red orange mango. Yellow, green, indigo. Back bend service under limbo. Legs split, dirty tit. Comin around that iceberg tip. Titanic splash, cold war back lash. Never know where you’ll end up til you 3 times rub my butt.

Make sure to wash your hands!

Booger on yo finger. Booger on yo toes. Stickin yo digits way in yo nose. Pull out a yellow. Push out some green. Flick em on the wall, nothing left clean. Crusty, crumbles. Runny drip. Fall to the floor sniff it back, sick! Feeling ill from yo grimy grill. Leave that snot in yo holes. Plug it up with tissue poles.

The Life of a Waitress…

Sittin at the loo don’t know what to. This shit sucks. Rather take it in the butt. Thoughts of ur dick are on my mind. Can’t concentrate on the people inside. What can I get for you today!? Something to drink? Something pink? How about a dick in your mouth? Cuz ur incessant needs make me wanna shout. Hold the mayo please. Instead, put it in ur pussy. Where it belongs cuz it looks like its need of some long penetration and gooey damnation.
Puttin that mayo on your junk and it gives it a nasty funk, got u all scared u gotta start rituals like a monk. make me a sandwich bitch, the kind of ingredients that get u crunk on my love. Tasty classy and a little sassy . That shit be spicy, u better treat me nicely. Sautée me that sticky goodness comin out yo dick, make sure it’s cooked good, or else that shit’ll make me sick.
Sick to my stomach from ur nasty cum. Come on boy give me that yum yum. Don’t want ur jizz bumblin up in my tum tum. Might have to take some pepto to stop that indigestion. Wanna throw up from ur eruption. What u been eating that makes ur shit taste so bad?? Damn it’s really makin me mad. Next time put it in a vanilla milk shake. So I don’t need to taste that jizz that make my belly ache! If u don’t swallow ur a bitch but ugh ur whiteness makes me sick.. If I wasn’t addicted to that dick I might saw screw that and ur funky bisquick
Milkshake, milkshake, bringin all kinds to the yard. My yummy tit pancakes make yo dick so hard. Mixin up that milk n suga like I know u like, boy, you give me cream pies in my pants just by your very sight. Salt pepper, nutt meg, spicy pickle, man you really make my clit tickle but, its pleasing, that shit be teasing me day and night got me yearnin fo yo cocky sex fight.

Men lie: in bed & to your face

Got that holy Grail. Gonna make you wail. Say my name in vain. Learn to love the pain. Dancin in the rain. Dicks make you insane. Can’t live with them. Bein yo friends. Be without them. Really doubtin. Pants are sproutin. Little boneys. Make you horny. Need that action. Ribbed fo passion. Satisfaction. Latex plastic, you fantastic. Stop the baby, for sure maybe.
Fuck those rubbas. Rather ride it bare backed. Pop ur birth control to stop that baby from attack. Don’t want none of that coming out ur puss. Fingers toes and head fuck that I’d rather be dead. Then have ur demon babies cuz u the devil. Make me cry all the time u don’t care what I rhyme. All u care about is ur dick and the next place it’s gunna stick. My feelings don’t Matta. I Should forget u and ur poo poo platta.
Bring that dinner round. Bullshit plate make me drown. Can’t forget that dick but you make me sick. Fuck you and that hoe. Ya I know fo sho. Can’t say she ugly. Big tits so bubbly. That chick got an outie that makes me wanna shoutie. Run forest run. Kill that bitch, I’ve got the gun. Asian black n Russian. You n me gon be touchin.

Call Jerry Springer and tell him to grow a flesh colored beard

Pussy cum. Pussy fart. Queef queef queef that’s that musical art. Travel up them thighs girl. Open up. surprise girl. Keep that juicy flow. River of pine and apple drips to the flo. Toes curl my head whirls. Where’s yo booty at?
In my pussy I lay a egg in my pussy it was called 666 pussy baby, 666 pussy baby I hashed some brown and dirty out of me. who’s the baby’s daddy now? Gonna go on the Jerry show now Jerry look at da pussy now. pussy real brown and dirty now. you could make some rice with dat shit who’s da baby Jerry?
Blue 42 rice go go brown. The one eyed monsta baby. Gonna give you that wink eye. Gonna give you that stink eye. Umbrella soul it’s rainin now. Ask that baby how. A nigga might get some head. And end up fuckin. Ask that baby how? he ain’t got no daddy now
He ain’t got A daddy he got fucked by his daddy my daddy my daddy is the father. Peach on my cock um I feel like a plastic bag floatin in the sky
Driftin way up. Blown so blown by the wind taken away. Way way high. Trippin balls gigglin cry. Tears of joy tears of love. Gimme yo dick, I’ve got the glove
When the black man moans and howls I get chills

Spittin em out,
Stony Pony n Maryjane

Short n Sweet

You make my pussy boy, you make pussy happy. If your happy and you know clap your clits. Pbj on my clit, pbj on my clit.
Lick around my rum hole. Pocket fulla purple. Suck my clit, Daddy’s dick. Touchin on my tonsils. Clap yo little puss flaps. Flappy little clap clap. Ima make you fap fap. To my bubbly ass crack. Big Ol booty. Give it to me. Greasy lil back fat.
King kong dick, elephant dick up in my pussy. Black man first time sleepin with the bitch, hitch a itch up in my pussy.
Climbin on a camel. Taste my pussy by the sample. You gon like what you see. Take note in yo memory. No boy, you can’t have this. Yo dick taste like walrus. Go back to the zoo please. Get down on yo 2 knees. Lick my pretty kitty. Boy it’s such a pity. Had to pay me by the fifty. Just to suck on my clam. Slap you with my pimp hand

With Love,
666 Pussybaby & Maryjanefonda

Sexy Ménage à Trois

Gooey gooey gum hole. Girly got her teeth pull. Out. Docta make her scream n shout. Drillin her n fillin her under the sedation. Can’t get enough of dat penetration. Call the nurse cuz I’m about to burst. Full of cum nigga. Can’t wait til it’s done nigga. Ow. It went too deep. Put me too sleep. Afta that dick so pick me out a get well soon card.
Go to hallmark. Balloons and flowers. Precious moments in my precious puss. Give u dem looks. Rape my morphine gums cuz I won’t feel a thing.. U could even wear a cock ring. Sleeping now. Dont even notice when the dicks inside me now. Drugging out on these pain meds. If u wanna fuck me, u gotta fuck me dead.
You want dirty dirty dirty ill give you something purty purty purty. This pussy too tight to fuck unless you wanna lose ur cock to affixation. Make you wanna Tap this ass and take me on a dick-cation to Bangcock. Your pussy world is what I’ll rock. Row row row ur dick gently down my stream of cum. I’ll be sure that u get sum. On that mustache.
Cuz u fuck my pussy till its numb smack that ass from behind make red like my lipstick. Remember eating a fun stick? Now it’s fun dick, nigga watch me choke and die come back a zombie hungry for some of that penis, make u wipe my face with a Kleenex bc I like cum on my face and it’s a lil disgrace. Ashamed, I won’t be bc it’s only for my only niggie.
So now you’ve come to the dark side, now u kno what it feel like. Like that big dick in yo pussay. Stretch it. Lemme see what it creams like. Talk that dirty baby. Get real wordy baby. I just want to get fucked right. Tell me what yo thinkin nigga. I just wanna pull yo trigga. Give it. To me. All night.
Make cum shoot out like a bullet nigga lets take turns like Russian rulett nigga. Hold it down I like it rough especially if u a nigga who’s buff. Take me shopping buy me shit and if u don’t, I’ll give a nigga a hit. A taste of this cunt then if u lucky I’ll roll a blunt, make u high n shit. lay down for just a bit bc I don’t want no attachment. Pay eerthang and my rent nigga nigga
Eatin that cereal. It’s that yum yum. I’m talkin bout sin toast crun crun. You cant eat it so I’m sorray. But no teeth sucks dick like grandma. Cuz her teeth a kinda gummay, chew it up. Spit it out. It’s that big big sourkraut. Stir it in girl. Mix it up. Put some mustard in my cup. I want that relish from yo nose. Do it with a sexy pose. Spread it wide girl. Hold those buns. Puttin titties on my lunch.
She said yeso, yeso, mary Jane bless-o my lungs. I went to the sto to by some condoms for that cum. Dum dum bitch getting the chillz go get a butt-plant job cuz i know u willz. I’m leaning left leaning right, blood coming out of my holes. Cuz I got my teeth pulled hurt from my head to my toes.
Implant your butt with the cream from my nuts. You will taste my thick paste. Licky licky fart it out. Drip drip it in yo mouth. You sick. Girl. You nasty. I like it when you blow that dick so passionately. But I gotta go hoe. Call my boys to cum thru n run a train on you. That’s all you do. Aint no fun if my homies ain’t had none. Share it around. Pound that pussy to the ground. I’m that dirty girl from around the world. Just playin. I’m from america. Not to be confused with that one girl. Make me hurl. Blegh. Spit it up. Drink it up. Swallow down girl. Cum on yo face like a clown bitch. Make me rich. Cuz you my hoe n I’m da pimp. Gimme all yo money cuz I ain’t tryna be funny
I heeeeard that. That cash make you wanna tweeeerk that. Do some turns on that pole till you see a flo full of rolls. Rolls of money is whats worthy make them red slippers click like that bitch dorthy. Can’t wait to get out to that ATX, walk around downtown till a bitch bring some plex. That’s when I beat a bitch down I like no disrespect. You know they some aliens out there that are ugly insects? Chea chea chea they coming before you know. all you gotta do is don’t get on the ship… Soo….

Making Smores Doesn’t Get You Pregnant

Hershey drippin down my thighs. Marshmellow mesmerize.
Squeeze between that cracka crust. Stick it in slow, boy, you might bust.
Grill it on the fire, makin yo desire, burn baby burn.
Don’t let it get too hot. Ya papi, that’s the spot.
I’ma take it to the top and drop. Make my hymen pop.
Tastey treats grillin that graham, no postage fo the postman.
Let him cum inside n take me round in dat slow ass ride.
Fo fellas in the tub, rubba dub dub, givin me the plug n suckin on my jugs.
Titties so hard from so much love. Ain’t nothin betta when push comes to shove.
Collapse on the chocolate. Drown in that white. Drip down that tan.
I’ma marry you tonight. That’s all she wrote. Dick so big, it goes down that throat.
He said open up wide. I figure I’ll let my dentist have some pride.
Make your mind forget bout that last face. Ou I love just how you taste.
Ain’t neva had a bitch suck yo dick mo betta. Now gimme dem puppies in that sweata.
Talkin bout yo ball sack, don’t get me started on that bedroom attack.
Rough and tumble, make you mumble dem oh’s and ah’s,
it ain’t no surprise, the glory I hides between these thighs.

Maryjane n Pussybaby: TAKING REQUESTS

I love vanilla, vanilla dem cookies belly full dat dick
check it cum dat vanilla I’ll lick, lick it I’ll ride. The cumin mountain I’ll
grab dat monster ice dick no light just vampire that dick. Teeth marks all up in
this pussy no need for my period 9 6 0 7 6 in ya area Carrie light my pussy
on fire playa taken care of me government given my babies babies given my cash.
Now test my ass I ain’t no porn. No porn star get free stds test test me out
keep that shit hot
Wake up in the morning n take a shit. That’s that morning
poo. Little rendezvous, round 9 oh 2. Porcelain business man. You could sit or
stand. Twirl a lil bit. Shake turds off that dick. It’s that dingle berry. Like
it kinda scary. Gimme r kelly style. Piss n piss for miles. Keep some in my cup.
Stir in that nut. Salty salty tangy. Nigga u might haveta pay me. For my freaky
dirtay. Ima be yo purdy girlay. So sweet like maryjane. No bitch is the same.
Boy you gon miss me. Just as soon as I leave
Ima be yo, ima be yo can’t think straight head is on backwards lord is suckin my clit amen i cum oh no a sin a sin I just did lord oh lord please forgive me for my pussy I will have the next baby Jesus  than the next black Santa
Pussy pussy white white, daddy know
what I like. Break em off. I’m the boss. Let it snow. I’m your ho. Santa put me
on the bad list. Mr. Clause want that kiss. Kiss my lips. Upstairs. Downstairs.
No bitch! there ain’t no hair! Mistletoe I’m a pro.