A cop, a pimp, and Aladdin walk into a McDonalds…

Put that pimp hand down, smack that bitch pussy. I’m sheriff not a damn fool, bitch! now suck the master’s cock!
Stir the monster pot, as big as a cauldron. One day Ima come up n you see me ballin. Grill the piggy bacon. Popo’s be dick takin. Trapped in the closet like Kelly. Take out they dick, that shit be smelly. That doodoo stick. Light my brown poo wick. Candle of that burning turd. Talking real nasty, its obsurd. But if you haven’t heard the bird is the word.
Nugget chicken, nugget gold, gold lil chicken nugget, black bald babii makes me want a chicken nugget. My clit hangs, my clit hangs like a chicken head. Suck my clit, fly the kite. Suck my clit, lite my fire. Morrison Rip represent. Have my baby girl tellin me she so wet, splash splash I’m taken a bath, juice juice, Hawaiian punch. Oh I cum, lick the jolly rancher out of me. oh I cum, l cum flavor vanilla.
Flavors of the rainbow, red orange mango. Yellow, green, indigo. Back bend service under limbo. Legs split, dirty tit. Comin around that iceberg tip. Titanic splash, cold war back lash. Never know where you’ll end up til you 3 times rub my butt.

The Life of a Waitress…

Sittin at the loo don’t know what to. This shit sucks. Rather take it in the butt. Thoughts of ur dick are on my mind. Can’t concentrate on the people inside. What can I get for you today!? Something to drink? Something pink? How about a dick in your mouth? Cuz ur incessant needs make me wanna shout. Hold the mayo please. Instead, put it in ur pussy. Where it belongs cuz it looks like its need of some long penetration and gooey damnation.
Puttin that mayo on your junk and it gives it a nasty funk, got u all scared u gotta start rituals like a monk. make me a sandwich bitch, the kind of ingredients that get u crunk on my love. Tasty classy and a little sassy . That shit be spicy, u better treat me nicely. Sautée me that sticky goodness comin out yo dick, make sure it’s cooked good, or else that shit’ll make me sick.
Sick to my stomach from ur nasty cum. Come on boy give me that yum yum. Don’t want ur jizz bumblin up in my tum tum. Might have to take some pepto to stop that indigestion. Wanna throw up from ur eruption. What u been eating that makes ur shit taste so bad?? Damn it’s really makin me mad. Next time put it in a vanilla milk shake. So I don’t need to taste that jizz that make my belly ache! If u don’t swallow ur a bitch but ugh ur whiteness makes me sick.. If I wasn’t addicted to that dick I might saw screw that and ur funky bisquick
Milkshake, milkshake, bringin all kinds to the yard. My yummy tit pancakes make yo dick so hard. Mixin up that milk n suga like I know u like, boy, you give me cream pies in my pants just by your very sight. Salt pepper, nutt meg, spicy pickle, man you really make my clit tickle but, its pleasing, that shit be teasing me day and night got me yearnin fo yo cocky sex fight.