The Life of a Waitress…

Sittin at the loo don’t know what to. This shit sucks. Rather take it in the butt. Thoughts of ur dick are on my mind. Can’t concentrate on the people inside. What can I get for you today!? Something to drink? Something pink? How about a dick in your mouth? Cuz ur incessant needs make me wanna shout. Hold the mayo please. Instead, put it in ur pussy. Where it belongs cuz it looks like its need of some long penetration and gooey damnation.
Puttin that mayo on your junk and it gives it a nasty funk, got u all scared u gotta start rituals like a monk. make me a sandwich bitch, the kind of ingredients that get u crunk on my love. Tasty classy and a little sassy . That shit be spicy, u better treat me nicely. Sautée me that sticky goodness comin out yo dick, make sure it’s cooked good, or else that shit’ll make me sick.
Sick to my stomach from ur nasty cum. Come on boy give me that yum yum. Don’t want ur jizz bumblin up in my tum tum. Might have to take some pepto to stop that indigestion. Wanna throw up from ur eruption. What u been eating that makes ur shit taste so bad?? Damn it’s really makin me mad. Next time put it in a vanilla milk shake. So I don’t need to taste that jizz that make my belly ache! If u don’t swallow ur a bitch but ugh ur whiteness makes me sick.. If I wasn’t addicted to that dick I might saw screw that and ur funky bisquick
Milkshake, milkshake, bringin all kinds to the yard. My yummy tit pancakes make yo dick so hard. Mixin up that milk n suga like I know u like, boy, you give me cream pies in my pants just by your very sight. Salt pepper, nutt meg, spicy pickle, man you really make my clit tickle but, its pleasing, that shit be teasing me day and night got me yearnin fo yo cocky sex fight.