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Imagine Patrick Swayze & Tupac as a Chip n Dale

…yeah… it’s like that…
They say a spoon full of suga helps the cum go down in the most ooey gooey way. Hey what do ya say? maybe we can roll around in that Clay and make some pots and shit like Patrick swayze and shit. Boy when I’m done you’re gonna hurt in the most delightful way.
Lemme put on short wig like Demi. Damn yo ass so big, Girl given me a semi. Hard on. Show yo thong. You make that dick so big it’s like an oblong. Eat that boner bitch like it’s some oatmill. Know u want that dick baby but you gon chill. Want some salami mami? That pastrami It’s fantastic. Have yo body seeing colors, it’s prismatic. Your like a fanta woman. Shake it up. Keep me cummin. Carbon fizz make you burp. Leavin my pussy fo dessert.
Short wig bitch please, I sport the long wig, comin at you hippie style naked in the muck. Wanna see the money I make with how many dicks I can suck in an hr got the power to blow your brain waves with my nasty wicked spit i be shovelin that shit in yo mouf like its some hot fresh milk bleedin out yo tits wah wah you need a diaper because u baby.
Milky puus. Puusy wart. Yo nipple look like it need some work. It’s long n thick and stretched. Orangoutang nigga take you to the vet. 3 foot deep belly button. Put a dick in it like it’s nothin. Qtip style, lint on the tip. Suckin fuzz n the bitch won’t quit.
Mirror mirror on the wall who is the blackest one of them all? Jiggaboo jiggaboo my main nigga witch bitch monkey and shit. I like to throw my poo bitch what do u think of it? Smashing on the wall, even down the hall. I got those balls in yo mouf bitch comin from my souf. Want some of my thunder from down unda tastin good in the crib and unda the sheets skeet skeet skeet skeet.
You ain’t nothin but a gay in mens clothing. Talkin bout woe me, bitch you self loathing. Wear a bowtie nigga, tie a leash. Might as well nigga, bitch tell you like kapeesh! Whipped in line, dick is mine. Got this boy so good and fine. Ripped and rugged and a little thugged man fits me perfect I know he worth it.

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