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Men lie: in bed & to your face

Got that holy Grail. Gonna make you wail. Say my name in vain. Learn to love the pain. Dancin in the rain. Dicks make you insane. Can’t live with them. Bein yo friends. Be without them. Really doubtin. Pants are sproutin. Little boneys. Make you horny. Need that action. Ribbed fo passion. Satisfaction. Latex plastic, you fantastic. Stop the baby, for sure maybe.
Fuck those rubbas. Rather ride it bare backed. Pop ur birth control to stop that baby from attack. Don’t want none of that coming out ur puss. Fingers toes and head fuck that I’d rather be dead. Then have ur demon babies cuz u the devil. Make me cry all the time u don’t care what I rhyme. All u care about is ur dick and the next place it’s gunna stick. My feelings don’t Matta. I Should forget u and ur poo poo platta.
Bring that dinner round. Bullshit plate make me drown. Can’t forget that dick but you make me sick. Fuck you and that hoe. Ya I know fo sho. Can’t say she ugly. Big tits so bubbly. That chick got an outie that makes me wanna shoutie. Run forest run. Kill that bitch, I’ve got the gun. Asian black n Russian. You n me gon be touchin.

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Call Jerry Springer and tell him to grow a flesh colored beard

Pussy cum. Pussy fart. Queef queef queef that’s that musical art. Travel up them thighs girl. Open up. surprise girl. Keep that juicy flow. River of pine and apple drips to the flo. Toes curl my head whirls. Where’s yo booty at?
In my pussy I lay a egg in my pussy it was called 666 pussy baby, 666 pussy baby I hashed some brown and dirty out of me. who’s the baby’s daddy now? Gonna go on the Jerry show now Jerry look at da pussy now. pussy real brown and dirty now. you could make some rice with dat shit who’s da baby Jerry?
Blue 42 rice go go brown. The one eyed monsta baby. Gonna give you that wink eye. Gonna give you that stink eye. Umbrella soul it’s rainin now. Ask that baby how. A nigga might get some head. And end up fuckin. Ask that baby how? he ain’t got no daddy now
He ain’t got A daddy he got fucked by his daddy my daddy my daddy is the father. Peach on my cock um I feel like a plastic bag floatin in the sky
Driftin way up. Blown so blown by the wind taken away. Way way high. Trippin balls gigglin cry. Tears of joy tears of love. Gimme yo dick, I’ve got the glove
When the black man moans and howls I get chills

Spittin em out,
Stony Pony n Maryjane

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Short n Sweet

You make my pussy boy, you make pussy happy. If your happy and you know clap your clits. Pbj on my clit, pbj on my clit.
Lick around my rum hole. Pocket fulla purple. Suck my clit, Daddy’s dick. Touchin on my tonsils. Clap yo little puss flaps. Flappy little clap clap. Ima make you fap fap. To my bubbly ass crack. Big Ol booty. Give it to me. Greasy lil back fat.
King kong dick, elephant dick up in my pussy. Black man first time sleepin with the bitch, hitch a itch up in my pussy.
Climbin on a camel. Taste my pussy by the sample. You gon like what you see. Take note in yo memory. No boy, you can’t have this. Yo dick taste like walrus. Go back to the zoo please. Get down on yo 2 knees. Lick my pretty kitty. Boy it’s such a pity. Had to pay me by the fifty. Just to suck on my clam. Slap you with my pimp hand

With Love,
666 Pussybaby & Maryjanefonda

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Sexy Ménage à Trois

Gooey gooey gum hole. Girly got her teeth pull. Out. Docta make her scream n shout. Drillin her n fillin her under the sedation. Can’t get enough of dat penetration. Call the nurse cuz I’m about to burst. Full of cum nigga. Can’t wait til it’s done nigga. Ow. It went too deep. Put me too sleep. Afta that dick so pick me out a get well soon card.
Go to hallmark. Balloons and flowers. Precious moments in my precious puss. Give u dem looks. Rape my morphine gums cuz I won’t feel a thing.. U could even wear a cock ring. Sleeping now. Dont even notice when the dicks inside me now. Drugging out on these pain meds. If u wanna fuck me, u gotta fuck me dead.
You want dirty dirty dirty ill give you something purty purty purty. This pussy too tight to fuck unless you wanna lose ur cock to affixation. Make you wanna Tap this ass and take me on a dick-cation to Bangcock. Your pussy world is what I’ll rock. Row row row ur dick gently down my stream of cum. I’ll be sure that u get sum. On that mustache.
Cuz u fuck my pussy till its numb smack that ass from behind make red like my lipstick. Remember eating a fun stick? Now it’s fun dick, nigga watch me choke and die come back a zombie hungry for some of that penis, make u wipe my face with a Kleenex bc I like cum on my face and it’s a lil disgrace. Ashamed, I won’t be bc it’s only for my only niggie.
So now you’ve come to the dark side, now u kno what it feel like. Like that big dick in yo pussay. Stretch it. Lemme see what it creams like. Talk that dirty baby. Get real wordy baby. I just want to get fucked right. Tell me what yo thinkin nigga. I just wanna pull yo trigga. Give it. To me. All night.
Make cum shoot out like a bullet nigga lets take turns like Russian rulett nigga. Hold it down I like it rough especially if u a nigga who’s buff. Take me shopping buy me shit and if u don’t, I’ll give a nigga a hit. A taste of this cunt then if u lucky I’ll roll a blunt, make u high n shit. lay down for just a bit bc I don’t want no attachment. Pay eerthang and my rent nigga nigga
Eatin that cereal. It’s that yum yum. I’m talkin bout sin toast crun crun. You cant eat it so I’m sorray. But no teeth sucks dick like grandma. Cuz her teeth a kinda gummay, chew it up. Spit it out. It’s that big big sourkraut. Stir it in girl. Mix it up. Put some mustard in my cup. I want that relish from yo nose. Do it with a sexy pose. Spread it wide girl. Hold those buns. Puttin titties on my lunch.
She said yeso, yeso, mary Jane bless-o my lungs. I went to the sto to by some condoms for that cum. Dum dum bitch getting the chillz go get a butt-plant job cuz i know u willz. I’m leaning left leaning right, blood coming out of my holes. Cuz I got my teeth pulled hurt from my head to my toes.
Implant your butt with the cream from my nuts. You will taste my thick paste. Licky licky fart it out. Drip drip it in yo mouth. You sick. Girl. You nasty. I like it when you blow that dick so passionately. But I gotta go hoe. Call my boys to cum thru n run a train on you. That’s all you do. Aint no fun if my homies ain’t had none. Share it around. Pound that pussy to the ground. I’m that dirty girl from around the world. Just playin. I’m from america. Not to be confused with that one girl. Make me hurl. Blegh. Spit it up. Drink it up. Swallow down girl. Cum on yo face like a clown bitch. Make me rich. Cuz you my hoe n I’m da pimp. Gimme all yo money cuz I ain’t tryna be funny
I heeeeard that. That cash make you wanna tweeeerk that. Do some turns on that pole till you see a flo full of rolls. Rolls of money is whats worthy make them red slippers click like that bitch dorthy. Can’t wait to get out to that ATX, walk around downtown till a bitch bring some plex. That’s when I beat a bitch down I like no disrespect. You know they some aliens out there that are ugly insects? Chea chea chea they coming before you know. all you gotta do is don’t get on the ship… Soo….

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Making Smores Doesn’t Get You Pregnant

Hershey drippin down my thighs. Marshmellow mesmerize.
Squeeze between that cracka crust. Stick it in slow, boy, you might bust.
Grill it on the fire, makin yo desire, burn baby burn.
Don’t let it get too hot. Ya papi, that’s the spot.
I’ma take it to the top and drop. Make my hymen pop.
Tastey treats grillin that graham, no postage fo the postman.
Let him cum inside n take me round in dat slow ass ride.
Fo fellas in the tub, rubba dub dub, givin me the plug n suckin on my jugs.
Titties so hard from so much love. Ain’t nothin betta when push comes to shove.
Collapse on the chocolate. Drown in that white. Drip down that tan.
I’ma marry you tonight. That’s all she wrote. Dick so big, it goes down that throat.
He said open up wide. I figure I’ll let my dentist have some pride.
Make your mind forget bout that last face. Ou I love just how you taste.
Ain’t neva had a bitch suck yo dick mo betta. Now gimme dem puppies in that sweata.
Talkin bout yo ball sack, don’t get me started on that bedroom attack.
Rough and tumble, make you mumble dem oh’s and ah’s,
it ain’t no surprise, the glory I hides between these thighs.

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Maryjane n Pussybaby: TAKING REQUESTS

I love vanilla, vanilla dem cookies belly full dat dick
check it cum dat vanilla I’ll lick, lick it I’ll ride. The cumin mountain I’ll
grab dat monster ice dick no light just vampire that dick. Teeth marks all up in
this pussy no need for my period 9 6 0 7 6 in ya area Carrie light my pussy
on fire playa taken care of me government given my babies babies given my cash.
Now test my ass I ain’t no porn. No porn star get free stds test test me out
keep that shit hot
Wake up in the morning n take a shit. That’s that morning
poo. Little rendezvous, round 9 oh 2. Porcelain business man. You could sit or
stand. Twirl a lil bit. Shake turds off that dick. It’s that dingle berry. Like
it kinda scary. Gimme r kelly style. Piss n piss for miles. Keep some in my cup.
Stir in that nut. Salty salty tangy. Nigga u might haveta pay me. For my freaky
dirtay. Ima be yo purdy girlay. So sweet like maryjane. No bitch is the same.
Boy you gon miss me. Just as soon as I leave
Ima be yo, ima be yo can’t think straight head is on backwards lord is suckin my clit amen i cum oh no a sin a sin I just did lord oh lord please forgive me for my pussy I will have the next baby Jesus  than the next black Santa
Pussy pussy white white, daddy know
what I like. Break em off. I’m the boss. Let it snow. I’m your ho. Santa put me
on the bad list. Mr. Clause want that kiss. Kiss my lips. Upstairs. Downstairs.
No bitch! there ain’t no hair! Mistletoe I’m a pro.

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You neva knew the Snow White story like this…

My name is Snow White and I spit the wicked shit spilling on ya taste buds like
my poison apple, if ya don’t know me,well here’s a sample. Some call me the
queen pimp, ya i live with 7 little men. Not enough dick fo me, Man i wish there
were 10. pussy so tight it’ll make your dick hard so tight , got
Bambi starting fights in the yard. The queen doesnt like me, she seeks me,
wants to diss me cause somethin wrong with her pussy, it smells kinda fishy.
Sticky sticky cottage cheese lips she needs to see the doctor for that stank
between those hips. So next time u ask your mirror mirror on the wall, just
remember Snow White is the fairest one of them all.
I’m that granma witch. I got wrinkle tits. Eat this apple bitch and You might make my wish. Come true.
Ridin on that knight’s dick cuz he don’t want you. Snow white so frilly frilly.
Don’t want yo grilly grilly all on this clit. Wipe yo shit. Cuz you lickin up
this pussy. Spillin. cum n piss. Oh now is that a smile? Say you like it vile?
We can get real grotesque. I won’t eva protest. If you just talk that nasty we
can keep it classy. On the streets. You come home with me. And we gon watch the
Porno that I made with. My. Mommy.
Dip that apple in that poison wrinkle bitch dip that shit good. I ain’t your Disney princess this bitch be comin from
the hood. Throwing ill rhymes that slap u in face, make you shake, bones cold,
make the earth quake watch your words grandma, or I might be diggin up your
grave. Crusty crow eater blister boils on yo face, tits so saggy they be makin a
belt around yo waist.
These tits be saggin but I’ve got room for braggin. You
just a young lil hoe. I’ll tell you how the story go. It goes me then you. I’ll
demolish you. Swallow your whole image. You won’t know which is which is. I’m
the witch you bitch and if you think you clever I might take strong measure. And
slit your throat. You will surely croak. Like a ribbet ribbet. Knights dick. Dip
it dip it. In this cavern cunt. Ima pull a stunt. This bitch old as dirt but
this shit always work.
Please bitch please, you make my stomach queeze. I
can feel my insides rumblin, u dirty old witch, bitch, where’s your broom? It’s
lost in yo stink hole, how is there room? Rotten apple blockage stankin up the
room. Green cloud smoke make my eyes and nose bleed. Envy envy cloudin up yo
mind because the prince don’t want yo wrinkled be-hind he’d rather have mine. So
go back to yo black castle, so u can have that stuby raven play with yo
asshole.

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snow white and stonys, makin u hornay

Gimme that funk, that sweet, that nasty shit. I’m talkin about that stuff that makes your momma sick. I don’t want it missionary I want it doggy style, face down ass up until I get dizzy. Then maybe Lata we can drink a seaman fizzy.
Fizzy in ur mouth, snap crackle pop, make that gooey puss drop. Like alkazelzer bitch to soothe ur heartburn, ya it’s my turn. Gunna make it bubble up in ur insides. Take u for a ride. Feel my dick up ur spine. Till u feel it in ur brain. Make u mind rain, with thoughts of this cock all day and all night , ya bitch sleep tight, ull be dreamin bout my dick and my love stick.
All night, all night cook that ass in a pan, I’ll call u Jim Morrison cause your my back-door man. We can make a sex dinner I wanna make u scream. Cause I like to eat my chicken with pork ‘n beans.  messy messy gooey gooey all up in yo face.  Baby we can be epic I’ll make your heart race until it burst in yo face.
Pop it like whitehead. Messy pus shit. Gunna have a stroke from what that dick do to it.. Get my heart pills while u give my pussy thrills. Don’t stop till I’m dead. Till I breath my last breath. Palpitations comin from my chest. U dont fuck me like the rest. Aneurism in my brain. Make me insane.  Take me to the dr cuz I think I’m dying. Sex so good I ain’t lyin. When I say today is the day u fucked death my way.

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stonys and maryjanefonda comin in heard

Sugar nips. Fat dick. I don’t want those man tits. I don’t like that dough boy I just want that doe boy. I’m talkin money. Hundid dolla bills. Rich men got me spinnin. Doin that pussy dance. On the pole. Slippin slidin on his pole. Push pull grab that dick. Slap me with it. Mushroom tip.
Mushroom tip in my butt. Stick it in make it hurt. Make it cum. Pull it out. Wipe it off with my mouth. What u eatin boy? Taste like some shit that I get from the gas station on 5th.. Like big foots dick.
Ten feet long. Twenty feet long. Long Long shlong. Stinking like a rats ass. Slap me with it. Leave a stain. Rub it around. Doo doo brown. Gimme that bill Cosby. I’m talkin sweater shit. All on my chest. Chilli dog it. You do it the best
Do it best like bill Cosby.. Put some jello in my pussy. Pussy red. Strawberry lick it up.. Rub it in my cuts.. Make u strong. want some pudding now. Chocolate pudding in my butt. Find that tootsie pop. How many licks? Make that shit stick. Get to the center of my milky clit.
Coffee mate. Creamer pussy. Get that honey carmel white white. Take me on a date don’t make me wait. Make my hair sweat. Dripping wet. I’ll break you off. Give you the biz. You know diz. My shit ain’t Neva been betta. I challenge a bitch to top this!
Top that shit with a cherry!  Cherry red. Chocolate Sunday style. Gunna make u wild.. Can’t stop these beats in my head. Gunna rhyme till I’m dead. All dis biz is my shiz. Sicker then niki miz.. Don’t forget my name. I’m stonys keep it in ya brain!
Stony pony gonna get you so horny. Climb up on that horse girl. Ride it hard. Ride it down the beach. I’m be the teach. Er wait for it. Take it all. Put it in. Pull it out. Make you cum from down south. North pole south pole I’m gonna get you hot like the equator girl. Make everything humid hot. Give you a shot. In your eye. Make you cry. Tears of that skeet right down that cheek.
Tears of skeet running down my cheeks.. Cry me a river now. Cum blobs drippin off the tip of my nose. Hit the floor make a splash. Cry so hard I’m
gunna crash. Into that dick. The roads are slick. Pussy pink. And one in my stink.
Fuchsia. Magenta. Purple pink and red. All them pussy colors in yo head. Think about it. Dream about it. I’m makin you cream about it. Gonna make that dick hard. Bigger than the empire state. Cummin like an earthquake. Moanin shakin. Your face is demonstratin. The pleasure I give. Tell yo mama you gon marry n live. With me boy til we get old. N yo bones grow cold.

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It’s 666 Pussy Baby and Maryjanefonda make yo mind wonda…

Taste rich
Rich taste. In ya mouth. Make some cake.
Stir It right cum mix up in your cake. Eat that cake. Frosting bake. Creamy, creamy cum frost. Lick it off. Lick the tip of ya nose. Lick da tip of ya dick. Frosting cum frost all over my tits. Lick lick lick all over yo clit. Lick lick lick I’ll bite yo dick.
Boogie all nite with ya dick in my mouth. Bite dat dick, give it to ya dawgs. Put dat hot dawg in my puss. Deep in my puss, my name ain’t Lisa.
Deep to ya nuts. Til yo nuts touch my butt. Ima keep that pussy shut. Closed on yo dick so good it’ll make you sick. You can call me Leslie not Lisa cuz I’m the dick pleeeza. Might catch me cum all on yo face.
Put ya fingers in my tight ass hole nigga cum so thick like pb, dem chicks don’t know Nigga. Who are ya playin? Play wit ma clit go fishin wit my clit. Dem fishes be bitin deep down. Who has the greatest clit bitch Nigga? it’s me I’m rich!
Rich with tits. Rich with tips. Rich with dicks on toppa dicks. Dolla dolla bills give yo pussy thrills throw em in the air split those legs up wide. Wide like yo asshole after 50 licks. Rim job with my tits. Nipple, nipple, nipple. Tickle, tickle, tickle.
That’s what the world needs now, is all your sweet time.
And your sweet times and our bangin rhymes and wind and chimes and big jiggly thighs for all
those guys who like big butts and tell no lies.
Gee I admire yo beat rhythm and rhymes druggin out on these zzzzzz pills, pussy got attack my
fleas. Oh no fire hose in my pussy!
Get everything wet, so wet I gotta swab the deck. Wipe ya mouth cuz it looks far from dry. Soak your face in a public place. Get on yo knees and suck on deez nuts. Butts. Cuts. On your back, give me a scratch of love from yo glove. Sleep in my pussy cuz it’s comfy like a sneaka
shoe broke in 2, for 10 years on big foot’s lips.
Blast off pussy cracker
Blast off pussy cracker
Blast off pussy cracker
Dry like rye. Pussy cracker, pussy cracker. Rough rub. Spit on it, sit on it. Bubble gum dick.
Make it hard, make it slick. Get that pussy wet on ya stick. Fucking dig that bubble gum dick. Yummy that will def love dem to crave one perfect. That’s how it’s been my whole life beats with my teeth, my jaw start to bleed, I beat on my hands. My knuckles stay out of tune, when the black man moans: my bones freeze.

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